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Шоколад и ириски для Народной артистки
18 ноября 2008

Однажды Народная артистка России Лия Ахеджакова давала спектакль во Львове. Зрители вели себя странно. Они все время разговаривали по телефону, бродили по залу, смеялись, хлопали дверями, что-то чавкали и шелестели бумажками. Интеллигентная артистка несколько раз прерывала свои монологи, чтобы дать возможность зрителям пошуметь. В антракте она жаловалась на поведение зрителей администратору.

 

- Вы уж извините, Лия Ахиджаковна! – говорил ей администратор. – В зале работники кондитерской компании «Свиточ», которая праздновала свое 10-летие сотрудничества с корпорацией «Нестле».

 

- Я люблю «Нестле»! – облизнулась Лия Ахиджаковна. – Но если они пришли смотреть спектакль, то должны сидеть тихо! Мы, артисты, такие беззащитные на сцене! Нас можно даже убить! Вот они меня убивают своим стуком, чавканьем и икотой!

 

- Да нужен им ваш спектакль! – ответил администратор. – Они выпить пришли. За счет «Нестле». Они здесь два часа перед спектаклем водкой накачивались. Что ж Вы хотите, чтобы они тихо сидели? Тогда надо было дать им как минимум 8 часов наедине с водкой. Они бы тогда все позасыпали.

 

- А зачем же они тогда на спектакль пришли!? – возмущалась Ахиджакова.

 

- Да им Верку Сердючку обещали, а она не приехала… То есть он… - объяснял администратор. Вот они и стали грозиться, что театр разнесут. Ну, мы их на Ваш спектакль и запустили. Сказали, что Вы – Петросян. Они спьяна не разберут.

 

Лия Ахиджаковна стала судорожно хватать ртом воздух, но тут дверь распахнулась, и в гримерку ввалились два абсолютно пьяных работника фабрики «Свиточ». Они тащили большую корзину с шоколадками.

 

- Слышь, эта!.. – обратились они к Лии Ахиджаковне. – Ты эта… Спасибо тебе, короче! От всего нашего шоколадного коллектива! Мы тут решили тебя отбл… отбл… ну, спасибо сказать, короче… Ты еще выходи на эту… На сцену, в общем. На, угощайся! – и рабочий схватил одну шоколадку, очистил ее от фольги и сунул в руки Лии Ахиджаковне.

 

- Пойдем выпьем еще, дружище! – рабочие подхватили под руки администратора и утащили его из гримерки. Тот только и успел крикнуть:

 

- Лия Ахиджаковна, Ваш выход!..

 

Народная артистка России стояла с шоколадкой в руках. Потом откусила краешек и начала тщательно пережевывать…

 

 
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